Talk To The Hand
*Yawn*. People are just so predictable, #amirite? Soaring sass levels can be exhaustive, so save yourself the head-tilting, eye-rolling efforts, and slay it with a slogan (as IF them haters deserve your precious breath, anyway!). Don’t know your sass-o-metre score? Check yourself before you wreck yourself, gurl! Read on to gauge if you’re an off-the-Richter rager, or just a feisty flat liner…
If sassy chick is your go-to gal for feels, our typographic tees are totes appropes. Displaying deep-seated displeasure, without all the physical effort of *hands on hips*? That’s the world we want to live in. Sartorial sarcasm is the new hair flick, so dare to dish the deadliest form of condemnation: silent sass. From bold-talking bodysuits, to curt crop tops, and loudmouth leggings, our wordy wears have sass sewn into the seams, leaving you to concentrate on straight bossin'.
Cropped slogan T-shirt €6
Don't get it twisted, foreboding threads are just the beginning; it’s all about conviction. We don’t doubt your #browsonfleek claims, but can you raise a single brow like you raise the bar in life? If your mean-muggin’ is weak, your sass score might be slippin'. Practice makes perfect, there's still time.
Crop top €3.50
A true sass queen knows when to make a speech, and when to leave her subjects unscathed - it’s the difference between blunt with grace, and blunt disgrace. Holding one’s tongue is an art form, but what about freedom of expression? Don’t be silenced completely, those without wit shall not go unpunished! Enter: abrupt apparel, the diplomatic way to tell it like it is and save yourself some syllables.
Slogan T-shirt €4
Slogan vest €3.50
When the world gives us lemons, there’s only one type of Lemonade we want and, honey, it doesn’t come in a glass. If you slay it like Bey, erryday, it’s time to join the sass brigade... Queens: get in formation, your uniform has arrived.