Talk To The Hand
*Yawn*. People are just SO predictable, #amirite? A perma-'tude can be exhausting – so save yourself the head-tilting, eye-rolling effort, and slay it with a slogan (as IF you need to waste your precious breath on those haters, anyway!). Don’t know your sass-o-meter score? Check yourself before you wreck yourself, grrrl! Read on to find out if you’re an off-the-Richter rager, or a feisty flatliner…
If chick-with-'tude is your go-to mode for feels, our typographic tees are totes appropes. Displaying deep-seated displeasure, without all the effort of *hands on hips*? That’s the world we want to live in. Wearable sarcasm is the new hair flick – so dare to dish the deadliest form of condemnation: the silent burn. From tough-talking bodysuits to curt crop tops and loudmouth leggings, our wordy wears have sass sewn into the seams, leaving you to focus on straight-up bossin'.
Cropped slogan tee $5
Slogan leggings $X
Don't get it twisted, fierce threads are just the beginning: it’s all about personal power. We don’t doubt your #browsonfleek cred – but can you raise a single brow like you raise the bar in life? If your RBF is weak, your score might be slipping! Practice makes perfect: there's still time...
Crop top $4
A true sass queen knows when to make a speech, and when to leave her subjects unscathed – it’s the diff between blunt-with-grace, and blunt disgrace. Holding your tongue's an art form – but what about freedom of expression? Don’t totally silence yourself: those without wit will not go unpunished! Enter abrupt apparel: the diplomatic way to tell it like it is and save yourself some syllables.
Slogan tee $4.50
Slogan tank $4
When the world gives us lemons, there’s only one kind of lemonade we want – and, honey, it doesn’t come in a glass! If you slay it like Bey everyday, it’s time to join Team Tude... Queens, get in formation: your uniform has arrived.