Author avatar

Rachel Spedding

STYLE EDITOR

March

10/2017

SHARE ARTICLE

Primark mothers day 2017

27 Things All Mums Do...

Sons and daughters, it’s that time again – time to bow down to the sweet ladies who brought us into this earth.You got it, Mother’s Day. No matter what your age may be, Mother’s Day is a time to say thanks a lot to the mumma bears out there. So, in homage to our best friends (what no she’s not?...), mums, here’s 27 things we bet yours does too. 

Primark mothers day 2017

1.     Always opens her phone on front cam

Then takes accidental selfie and sends to your ex


2.     Always knows the answer to ‘how long should I microwave this for?’


3.     Understands whether beige clothing should go in the dark or light wash

What if it’s taupe? Or caramel? Or greige? HELP ME MOTHER


4.     Hears a song on the radio, buys whole album, plays it in the car for the next two years

Favourite band ruined forever


5.     Used to cut off your crusts…

And still does


6.     Knows just how you like your tea

Tries adding sweetener instead of sugar – nar huh, back that teaspoon up


7. Texts with her index finer

Probs has a flip case too


8. Texts with inaccurate emojis

Aww sweetheart, you'll get over him 😂

9.     Insists you take off your coat indoors to ‘feel the benefit’


10.  Plans the fridge for your arrival

True love right there


11.     Will never have an empty toilet roll holder

She got your back, you relax


12.     Shrinks your fave clothes on the regular but has a sinister hold over yoU

The dreaded words ‘fine, do the washing yourself then’ ABORT, ABORT


13.     Responds to your ‘I’m SooOooOo hungry’ hint with ‘eat some fruit’

Damn you mother and your swift practicality


14.     Always has ugly ‘practical’ shoes at the back door for taking the bins out

Mangled rubber sandals or 7-year-old slippers, always


15.     Carries a real-life Mary Poppins bag with all crisis solutions packed inside

Blister plasters, assorted snacks, sewing kit, birth certificate…


Primark mothers day 2017
Primark mothers day 2017

16.     Still uses sponge applicators to apply eyeshadow

Come on mother, get in on that silky brush action


17.     Has her fave pop song as a ringtone


18.     Still holds all family passports at the airport

Yep, we’re heading away for your 33rd bday, but you still gotta hand that passport over


19.     Shouts up the stairs, you can’t hear, shouts again, you still can’t hear, shouts again, you still can’t hear, shouts again, you still can’t hear

We’ve learnt to respond with a generic muffled sound, 50/50 chance you’ll keep her happy “phrushaejmd”/”okay sweetie” legit who knows what you’ve just agreed to


20.  No, dinner’s not ready mum, why you lie?


21.     Comments on everything ever posted on your Facebook

  Oh and looks right back to two years ago to catch up on everything she missed prior to her technological education and comments on that too - ‘Gorgeous. Mum xx’

22.     Is the ultimate passenger seat driver

  Too fast, too slow, turn left, turn it down, ooh what’s this song again? Turn it UP (*plans to buy album*)


23.     Heads to the supermarket to grab ‘a couple of things’, leaves with the kitchen sink


24.     Has asked you to watch Dirty Dancing with her every day since your 4th birthday

  “But you’ll lovvvve it”


25.     Causes an ongoing struggle of mum interfering vs. her undeniable and incredible knowledge of absolutely everything


26.     Call me. Right now.

  Gulp


27.     Is a real-life actual mind-reader

Yes, I went shopping, yes I’ve stolen your charger, no 13 year old me so did not know that moisturiser had gradual tan in... HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS WOMAN?!

Primark mothers day 2017

Let’s face it, mums are the real MVPs. In case you’d like to give a little something to mums/moms/mummies/m-dawgs this Mother’s Day (aside from your presence, which is obvs more than enough), we’ve got the perfect treats in store. From beaut rose candles to tea-rrific mugs, these babies are sure to keep her sweet (just maybe don’t show her this feature, k?).

BAMBI HOMEWARE 2017 DISNEY

Home

Disney dreamin’ with Bambi!

Oh deer, more shopping? From £3!

9 NEW IN PRIMARK HOME SPRING SUMMER 2017 INTERIOR DECOR ACCESSORIES

Home

9 Stay-cay Staples from £1!

Holiday from home with our 9 new in!

Winnie the pooh primark interiors home homeware decor 2017

Home

Disney fans, you GOTTA see this!

Treats from Pooh Corner at only £2.50!

Author avatar

Rachel Spedding

STYLE EDITOR

March

10/2017

SHARE ARTICLE

Primark mothers day 2017

Woohoo!

You've added your first item to your favourites.
You can access them anytime by clicking here.

Time for an update?

Primark.com supports the most recent internet browsers including Chrome, Firefox and Safari. Please ensure you have downloaded the latest version to get the best out of Primark.com